shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

(Source: p-a-n-s-y)

EXO-Durp’s Chanyeol & D.O. in Disneyland.

hey ಠuಠ

/thrusts

I accept this offer ಠuಠ

Oh Sehun in Disney Land!

Sehun: DITHNEY LAN!
Exo:
Sehun: LOLLER COATHTER!
Exo:
Sehun: MICKEY MOUTH!
Exo:
Sehun: MINNIE MOUTH!
Exo:
Sehun: THPLASH MOUNTAIN!
Exo:
Exo:
Exo: (￣▽￣)
Sehun: \ ( n_n ) /

My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.

Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.

(Source: cockiinmouth2yndrome)

Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide

Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
Translation: I want to have sex with you.

me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm fat

ahommeboyslife:

fine whatever i will just date myself